Lost Tweets

Lost Tweets are those that do not appear on the twitter account due to either being deleted or being posted elsewhere.

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Reddit Uncut 1: ''It hurts my feelings as a man as well as a player when you take my stocks away. Also I'm not even taking this game seriously, so it's a little embarrassing how hard you are trying. Sometimes I like playing in training mode because that way I don't have to deal with clowns like you. Please don’t worry, guys. I’ll take care of you. If you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to ask and I’ll reply. For more personal help, it would be highly appreciated if you could send me NSFW pics. Also it's a fact that I can literally beat you in an actual fight. So in my honest opinion, I am better than you. In my honest opinion I’m not good at anything, I just play as a spongebunny. The rest of you are either idiots or dipshits. As another one of my characters I also play, I must say what the fuck is up with the up b at ledge with such a wide hurtbox. As far as I’m concerned, I've reached elite smash because I can get combos that last a long time. It doesn't matter how small my stocks are, what matters is how I use them. Edit: Also I play a lot of Ness.''

Reddit Uncut 2: ''Shall I compare thee to Ness or Lucina? Thou art more beautiful. I put thine ear to the ground and fucking discover thee to be a rich man! A prince is an incomparable protector of the rich! What a treasure then we lay claim to! If we were the penguin prince ourselves, we would add treasures more magnificent, and in all other respects more strong than those, which thou now discourses of, to that treasure. In this depth of covetousness there is nothing but iniquity and weakness, on one side, and this covetousness there is nothing but an excessive admiration of wealth. I take up one last time, to give thee an idea of that vanity which thou so boldly proclaims.''

''Shall I compare thee to ROB? Thou art more beautiful Than the fairest Princess Peach Thou hast lain with a million men, Many a man has she taken And made them as stones of clay. Ness knew these things, And showed the true way To a woman who knew not, Or was unwilling to know. -- "At Dawn" by Carl Heinrich Bloch "In The House of the Spider" by Hans Christian Andersen "Closes The Door, With A Last Picture" by Neil Gaiman "The Magus and the Mirror" by Edward Bulwer-Lytton "Behold My Skull Without A Soul" by Martin Durkin "Which Way Is Heaven?" by Ralph Wald.''